you dont have to follow if you give me money
you dont have to follow if you give me money
gretlusky:

arrghhh I love this palette 

gretlusky:

arrghhh I love this palette 

sheep98:

7hrone:

sheep98:

the adults on tumblr are fucking surreal like half of them spend their time making fun of 13-16 year olds please do something more productive with your time. ride a bike. get a job. pay taxes.

As an adult I manage my time wisely where I can ride a bike,do my job,pay my taxes, and also make fun of 13-16 year olds all in one day.

your icon is a pony

weavemunchers:

so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing

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i think iv found my new favorite thing to do 

twofingerswhiskey:

postllimit:

ladies if anyone ever tries to tell you “ugh u have to shave” stare em dead in the eyes and go “fine. u do it.” and when they look back at you all horrified and go “ew no that’s ur business” just stand there with ur arms crossed until they realize what they just said

i did this to my mother today and she just quietly left the room

I get to be Chief

chicken-buddha:

you ignorant fool

chicken-buddha:

you ignorant fool

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

thepreakness:

the sexual tension between you and your waiter as they’re grinding cheese on your soup